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Market Bags from ChicoBag

$16.00 | in cart: 0

Take back your landscape from the plastic bag monster. This starter kit of lightweight, durable, reusable produce bags will get single-use bags out of your life forever. Set contains three 12.5"x16" bags made from hemp, PET mesh and solid PET fabric tucked into a little red tomato pouch. (PET is recycled pop bottles.)

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"Gardening ..." Apron

$21.00 | in cart: 0

"Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes." Poly/cotton blend apron has deep pockets for garden to kitchen toting. Chocolate brown with sand text.

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Polluted Glasses

$15.00 | in cart: 0

Pick your poison. This set of 10 oz. borosilicate glasses look like tiny 55-gallon drums. Fill with your favorite artificially colored beverage for loads of toxic fun! Food safe but hand wash only.

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"I Can ..." Apron

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FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN Kitchen Wizard Betty looks perky in this ivory cotton/poly blend apron. So will you! Text reads "I eat local because I can." Apron measures 28" long with neck and waist ties.

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Deep Tea Diver Tea Infuser

$15.00 | in cart: 0

Fill the little diver dude with loose leaf tea. His 'oxygen tank' counterbalance keeps him safe from the bends. Best gift ever for the non-coffee drinkers in your world. Made of soft silicone, he measures approx. 2.5" high and is hand washable.

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"Salt & Pants" salt and pepper set

$12.00 | in cart: 0

FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN Guess who's coming to dinner? This two-piece ceramic set stacks as one; just fill the man with salt and put the pepper in his pants. He's a wonderful addition to your well dressed table.

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"Tank Up" coffee mug

$11.00 | in cart: 0

FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN The "Tank Up" heat-activated ceramic mug lets you know when you're running low on fuel. Hot beverages turn the gauge red to the fill point and back to black as you drain your tank. Microwave-safe but hand-wash only. Caution: contents may be hot.

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"Sigmund Freud" fruit & nut bar

$5.00 | in cart: 0

FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN Freud's Psychoanalysis Activity Kit contains a 1.41oz snack bar of fruit and nuts, just like your mom makes you. These bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.

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"Wonderland Eat Me" fruit & nut bar

$5.00 | in cart: 0

FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN Some bars make you larger, and some bars make you small. These "Wonderland Eat Me" bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.

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"Buddha Bar" fruit & nut bar

$5.00 | in cart: 0

FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN No animals were harmed in the creation of this "Buddha Bar" snack. These bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.

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"Priest, Rabbi and a Penguin" fruit & nut bar

$5.00 | in cart: 0

FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN It starts with "A priest, a rabbi and a penguin walk into a bar ..." and you can take it from there. These bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.

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