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FUN HAIR -- Now you can have hair again, without pain, drugs, surgery, or side effects! Funny Times Hair Transplants are safe, easy to use, and fun for the whole family. Simply grasp edge of Hair Transplant, place snugly on top of head, and Eureka! You've got hair! Plus a nice little visor to keep the sun out of your eyes, at no extra cost. Color: Touch of Gray. Black Visor with adjustable velcro strap, so one size fits all.
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FUN HAIR -- Now you can have hair again, without pain, drugs, surgery, or side effects! Funny Times Hair Transplants are safe, easy to use, and fun for the whole family. Simply grasp edge of Hair Transplant, place snugly on top of head, and Eureka! You've got hair! Plus a nice little visor to keep the sun out of your eyes, at no extra cost. Color: Bleach Blonde. Black Visor with adjustable velcro strap, so one size fits all.
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Inspired by Midwest superhero, Captain Eyeball, these nightlights will help keep you safe from danger. Sold by the pair. Your choice of blue, brown or green iris color.
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Mix n' Match Magnetic Wardrobe Kit - a change of clothing you can believe in.
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Back in the day, women protested men's use of coffee, claiming it "has Eunucht our Husbands" and "renders them ... lean as Famine." And oh, so much more!
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The men answered the women's petition, claiming instead that coffee "keeps us sober" and "adds Spiritualescency to the Sperme." A gentleman's response, indeed.
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Over 100 spiritually enlightened sticky notes in all the colors of aura. This hard-bound little book fits easily into purse or yoga pants.
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Apply your analysis of everything, everywhere, with this assortment of over 100 sticky notes in a variety of sizes and colors. This handy hard-bound book fits easily into purse or pocket.
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Guaranteed to Make You Laugh, or Your Money Back.
Save 30% off the cover price of our monthly cartoon and humor newspaper, which The Washington Post reports "... may be the best leftist magazine in America". Save even more with a two or three year subscription.
Order your own or give the gift of laughter to a friend - simply specify where you want this subscription shipped ('Shipping Address') when you check out.
For now, our gift shop only accepts one shipping address per order. If you want to order subscriptions for multiple addresses, please use our dedicated subscription form instead - the link is at the top of our site's main navigation menu - after completing your Funny Gifts store order.
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Ari's best of hip-hop activist rap CD contains these favorites: Hypocrisy, The Hippie, Global Warming, Sun Song, Ari/Wild, Vote liberal, Vote Conservative, The Beatles, Vegetarian, Peace, America, Che, Rose, September 11th, Verbal Terrorist, American Guy, Life
Here's a sample song from the CD for you to enjoy right now!
THE HIPPIE
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Reduce, reuse, recycle - bring home their trash / your treasure in high style. 17" x 17" with a 7.25" wide bottom gusset; the handle length is a comfortable 31" for easy shoulder toting.
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Swear Bears, a great stress reliever for any daily disaster. Don't let the 'cute' fool you; one little squeeze gets you an earful! ADULTS ONLY!
Individually hand-crafted in Vermont by disgruntled US workers.
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Nine different images and languages for peace on earth. A beautiful, high-quality, colorful banner that stretches over ten feet long.
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Be The Change Tote Bag - Why choose paper or plastic? Ghandi's famous quote, "Be the change you wish to see in the world," is now on a sturdy navy blue canvas shopping bag. It measures 17" x 17" with a 7.25" wide bottom gusset and the handle length is a comfortable 31" for easy shoulder toting.
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Dancing Trees Tote Bag - Why choose paper or plastic? All the trees in your neighborhood will rejoice too when you bring home your groceries in this sturdy durable tote instead. It measures 17" x 17" with a 7.25" wide bottom gusset and the handle length is a comfortable 31" for easy shoulder toting.
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Special Price! Starting with the 2004 electoral map, watch every red Rebublican state turn Democrat blue when you enjoy your favorite hot beverage. Heat-activated mugs are microwavable but are not dishwasher safe and need to be cleaned very gently to preserve their morphing qualities. Limited quantities available.
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The magnetic Power of Peace - bringing people together for generations. A stars & stripes-themed, 6" diameter peace symbol magnet from Vermont Peace Works. Pick the color that's perfect for your car.
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The magnetic Power of Peace - bringing people together for generations. A stars & stripes-themed, 6" diameter peace symbol magnet from Vermont Peace Works. Pick the color that's perfect for your car.
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The magnetic Power of Peace - bringing people together for generations. A stars & stripes-themed, 6" diameter peace symbol magnet from Vermont Peace Works. Pick the color that's perfect for your car.
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The magnetic Power of Peace - bringing people together for generations. A rainbow-themed, 6" diameter peace symbol magnet from Vermont Peace Works. Pick the color that's perfect for your car.
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The magnetic Power of Peace - bringing people together for generations. A purple, 6" diameter peace symbol magnet from Vermont Peace Works. Pick the color that's perfect for your car.
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Peace IS patriotic. Show your colors at home and at work. 3' x 5' nylon flag is made in America.
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Special Price! Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug - Watch key articles of the Bill of Rights disappear right before your eyes while enjoying your favorite hot beverage. Brought to you by the Patriot Act. Heat-activated mugs are microwavable but are not dishwasher safe and need to be cleaned very gently to preserve their morphing qualities. Quantities limited.
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Global Warming Mug - Pour in your favorite hot beverage and see the effects of a 100-meter rise in sea level. A great investment tool, receding coastlines reveal future beachfront property. Heat-activated mugs are microwavable but are not dishwasher safe and need to be cleaned very gently to preserve their morphing qualities.
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A 7" tall inflatable Bopbush doll with sand-filled base for rock'em sock'em bounce back action.
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