"Gardening is cheaper than therapy and you get tomatoes." Poly/cotton blend apron has deep pockets for garden to kitchen toting. Chocolate brown with sand text.
Bovine bling adorns this laugh-out-loud sonic wallet. You'll turn a head or two when you reach for your cash and "Moolah!" rings out at the register. Durable and lightweight, this Tyvek wallet starts lean but fattens as you feed it.
Hilariously funny, "The Scream" wallet emits existential screams and shouts every time you grab your cash. Made from lightweight and durable Tyvek, it will expand to fit your budgetary needs. Light-sensor activated.
Hear the roar of the crowd as you hit a homer with this "Baseball" talking wallet. Five different sounds from America's favorite pastime call out when you reach for your beer money. Lightweight and durable, this Tyvek wallet fits all the cash you need for a day at the ballpark.
Fill the little diver dude with loose leaf tea. His 'oxygen tank' counterbalance keeps him safe from the bends. Best gift ever for the non-coffee drinkers in your world. Made of soft silicone, he measures approx. 2.5" high and is hand washable.
Pick your poison. This set of 10 oz. borosilicate glasses look like tiny 55-gallon drums. Fill with your favorite artificially colored beverage for loads of toxic fun! Food safe but hand wash only.
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Guess who's coming to dinner? This two-piece ceramic set stacks as one; just fill the man with salt and put the pepper in his pants. He's a wonderful addition to your well dressed table.
Take back your landscape from the plastic bag monster. This starter kit of lightweight, durable, reusable produce bags will get single-use bags out of your life forever. Set contains three 12.5"x16" bags made from hemp, PET mesh and solid PET fabric tucked into a little red tomato pouch. (PET is recycled pop bottles.)
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Kitchen Wizard Betty looks perky in this ivory cotton/poly blend apron. So will you! Text reads "I eat local because I can." Apron measures 28" long with neck and waist ties.
FUNNY IN THE KITCHEN The "Tank Up" heat-activated ceramic mug lets you know when you're running low on fuel. Hot beverages turn the gauge red to the fill point and back to black as you drain your tank. Microwave-safe but hand-wash only. Caution: contents may be hot.
The long standing symbol that everything is connected, this weather-resistant Tree of Life banner measures nearly 15" square and can hang indoors or out. Wooden dowels and cord for hanging attached.
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Freud's Psychoanalysis Activity Kit contains a 1.41oz snack bar of fruit and nuts, just like your mom makes you. These bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.
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Some bars make you larger, and some bars make you small. These "Wonderland Eat Me" bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.
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No animals were harmed in the creation of this "Buddha Bar" snack. These bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.
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It starts with "A priest, a rabbi and a penguin walk into a bar ..." and you can take it from there. These bars have been voted "Hilarious!" and "Delicious!" by the Funny Times staff. Each box has a bounty of calorie-free activities, jokes and wise words.
CLEARANCE! Movable art by cartoonist Keith Knight that serves both function and funny. Screened on soft fabric-like adhesive that goes on and comes off of any surface with no damage. Measures 8"X10"
Welcome friends to your home with this beautiful blue and purple banner promoting peace in 17 languages. Made of soft, weather-resistant fabric, it's great for both indoor and outdoor use. Banner measures 24" x 6" with dowels and cord for hanging.
The newest CD by Ari Lesser, eldest son of the creators of Funny Times, contains positive, political and funny lyrics. Check out samples of his music on the front page of our Gift Shop, by clicking Funny Gifts on the left side of this page and scrolling to the bottom.
Empower your memos and stick it to the patriarchy! Fun and colorful sticky notes adhere easily to your important projects. Each hard-bound note book contains over 100 stickies in a variety of sizes and fits easily in your purse or pocket.
Wherever you go, there you are, and you should probably take notes. The Utopia Pocket Passport Notebook is 3.5" by 5" with 64 pages of ruled lines to help organize all your brilliant ideas.
Wherever you go, there you are, and you should probably take notes. The Unconscious Pocket Passport Notebook is 3.5" x 5" with 64 pages of ruled lines for recording all your thoughts, no matter when and where they occur.
Fun and colorful sticky notes adhere easily to your important projects. @#&%-its notes provide a handy means of expanding your colorful expressiveness. 100 stickies in a variety of sizes to fit into your purse or pocket.
Fun and colorful sticky notes adhere easily to your important projects. Jeez-its are especially helpful whenever you need extra inspiration. Each hard-bound book contains over 100 stickies in a variety of sizes and fits easily in your purse or pocket.
Apply your analysis of everything, everywhere, with this assortment of over 100 sticky notes in a variety of sizes and colors. This handy hard-bound book fits easily into purse or pocket.
These happy little sticky notes let you take that tune out of your head, and get it stuck in someone else's brain. Hard cover booklet keeps your notes safe and sound while you wait for inspiration to strike.
Get your passport ready and head for the Garden of Eden, producers of the most enticing apples in the world. This 3.5"x 5'" booklet contains 64 pages of ruled lines to jot down your every temptation.
Pandora's Box keeps the pills of the world safely contained. Open it to reveal a tiny smidgen of Hope at the bottom. Clasped metal box measures 3-5/16" x 1-1/8" and 1/2" deep.
Use the Alice in Wonderland sticky notes to highlight your very important dates. Each hard-bound book contains over 100 stickies including the Cheshire Cat, the Tweedles and the Caterpillar.
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