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T-Shirts

All shirts are heavyweight 100% preshrunk cotton and most are printed and assembled in the USA. Every shirt is available in size XXL for $3 extra per shirt and most shirts are available XXXL for $5 extra per shirt. Oversized shirts may need to be special ordered, so please allow an extra 2-3 weeks for delivery.


To err is Human, To arr is Pirate T-Shirt

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Show some piratetude by flying your own jolly roger. White on black shirt. Sizes: S, M, L, XL.

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Free Hugs T-Shirt

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Embrace new ways of building community. Offer free hugs. Deep blue on khaki shirt. Sizes: S, M, L, XL.

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Staph T-Shirt

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Be part of the event crew for this bacterial lollapalooza. White on black shirt. Sizes: S, M, L, XL.

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Coexist T-Shirt

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Keep it simple; one word says it all. White on midnight blue shirt.

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The Beetles

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Introducing a new band of Beetles: the Fab Four of cross-species rock music. Multi-color on white shirt. S, M, L, XL for $19.00

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Most Wanted Squirrels T-Shirt

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Ten Most Wanted Squirrels for birdseed crimes. Suspects are at large and considered to be a menace to backyard birdfeeders everywhere. Suspects include Bobby Big Ear, Big Al, Jimmy the Mole, Whitey and Lucky. Full color on white shirt.

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Give Bees a Chance T-Shirt

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More than just honeyed words. Our Give Bees a Chance t-shirt lets you wear your sweet wishes for a better world on your sleeve. Yellow ink on brown, natural combed organic cotton shirt made sweatshop-free in USA by American Apparel.

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Viva La Evolucion T-Shirt

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"Viva la Evolucion" t-shirt with chimp Guevara graphic, black ink on red shirt. Don't monkey around with science!

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Planet B T-Shirt

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There is No Planet B. There is no back-up plan and no back-up planet. White on black organic cotton shirt made sweatshop-free in USA by Royal Apparel.

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Coffee God T-Shirt

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Coffee God - All hail Coffee! Why deny it -- you just can't survive without that steamin' cup (or twelve) o' java in the morning. Celebrate your addiction! Artwork by Isabella Bannerman. Black and yellow on white shirt.

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Humanity Dodo T-Shirt

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It's tough to get along with some people. Just ask the dodo. Black on sky blue shirt. S, M, L, XL

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Drop Cookies Infant T-Shirt

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Drop Cookies Not Bombs. Revolution Baby Infant T-Shirts are made with extra soft 100% combed cotton and are short-sleeve, lap shoulder and contrast stitched. Red and black on white shirt.

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Nuclear Power T-Shirt

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"I Support Nuclear Power ... 93 Million Miles Away." Over stylized sunburst face, red and yellow inks on black shirt.

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Primates For Peace T-Shirt

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Primates for Peace - Another order weighs in on the Critters For Peace bandwagon. Full color on sand shirt

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No Justice No Sleep - Infant T-Shirt

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No Justice No Sleep - Infant T-shirt - Revolution Baby Infant T-Shirts are made with extra soft 100% combed cotton and are short-sleeve, lap shoulder and contrast stitched. White and red on black shirt.

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We Want Milk Now - Infant T-Shirt

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What Do We Want? MILK! When Do We Want It? NOW! - Revolution Baby Infant T-shirts are made with extra soft 100% combed cotton and are short-sleeve, lap shoulder and contrast stitched. White and black on red shirt.

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I Will Not Be Pacified - Infant T-shirt

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I Will Not Be Pacified - Revolution Baby Infant T-shirts are made with extra soft 100% combed cotton and are short-sleeve, lap shoulder and contrast stitched. Red and black on white shirt.

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Dogs For Peace T-Shirt

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Dogs For Peace - Pick your critter, they all agree. Full color on denim blue shirt.

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Cats For Peace T-Shirt

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Cats For Peace - Pick your critter, they all agree. Full color on Carolina blue shirt.

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Driven To Extinction T-Shirt

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Driven To Extinction - Andy Singer's congestive failure traffic alert shows humanity's corpse with swarming motor vehicle maggautos. White on black shirt.

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No Whining T-Shirt

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No Whining - Tell them to call the wambulance because you won't listen. Quickly convey the sentiment at work, school, home and everywhere in between. Black and red on white shirt

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Put The Fun T-Shirt

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Put the fun between your legs - Stop it, this is about biking. Help the environment, get some excersise. save on gas and have some fun too. Black and white photo on black shirt.

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Bears for Peace T-Shirt

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Bears for Peace - A multi-cultural appeal for "bear-otherly" love. Full color on khaki shirt.

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Hokey Pokey T-Shirt

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? - You put your whole body in, you put your whole body out, you put your whole body in and you shake it all about. Red and black on white shirt.

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Inquire Within T-Shirt

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Inquire Within - Beautiful simplicity. Black on white shirt.

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Bananas T-Shirt

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Bananas - Over 25% of human genes are the same as those of a banana so get over yourself. As in crazy to argue with genetic code when you're just part of the bunch. Yellow and brown on natural organic shirt.

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Well-Behaved Women T-Shirt

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Well-behaved women seldom make history - Use the sentiment of this famous quote by Laurel Thatcher Ulrich to change the world. Black on white shirt.

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You Are Here T-Shirt

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You Are Here - Keep things in perspective with this wearable reminder of your fleeting existence - or use it to find your way back home. White on black shirt.

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Stonehenge T-Shirt

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Stonehenge - Give Me That Old Time Religion. Some religions want to turn back the clock to a simpler time. Is this far enough? Grey and gold on forest green shirt.

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Be the Change T-Shirt

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Be the change you wish to see in the world - Gandhi. You have to start someplace. Silver and white on vintage blue shirt.

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Dumpster Diving Team T-Shirt

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Dumpster Diving Team - Recycling Happens. One person's trash is another person's treasure. Green on athletic grey shirt.

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Black Death European Tour T-Shirt

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Black Death European Tour- Plague heavy metal rockers with a concert tour they missed. Just tell 'em "It was killer, dude." Backprint lists the "engagements." Orange lettering on black shirt.

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Corporate Media T-shirt

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"Corporate Media Is a Vast Cultural Wasteland"... The cultural wasteland, strewn with iconic images. Powder blue on burgundy tshirt.

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Canada Looks Better Every Day T-Shirt

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Canada Looks Better Every Day - Oh, Canada ... with glowing hearts we see thee rise, and wish we were more like thee. Red & black on white shirt.

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Flying Monkeys T-Shirt

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Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys - Curses, What a world, what a world! Black on ash shirt.

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Homeland Security T-Shirt

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Homeland Security, Fighting Terrorism Since 1492 - The struggle of Native Americans is cast in a new light. Black & white photo of Geronimo's war party with blue text on white shirt.

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I'm Already Against The Next War T-Shirt

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I'm already against the next war. - Protest the inevitable in advance. Guaranteed to be relevant for generations. White on black shirt.

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T-Shirt Grab Bag

$10.00 | in cart: 0

2 shirts of our choice for $10; Size SMALL ONLY.

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